Weekly Blossom Beauty: 02.14.26 (20 Photos)

Pockets Would Not Look Good On This Dress

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Tornadoes can cause "fish rain."

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 09.28.25 (15 Photos)

So Simple, Yet So Divine

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Chinese police use geese squads.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 07.06.25 (20 Photos)

Black Set

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🏵️

“Say nice things about your body, dress it up, and take it out. Give it hot sex, luxurious baths, and massages. Move it, stretch it, nourish it, hydrate it, pay attention to it—The better our bodies feel, the happier and more productive we are.” ― Jen Sincero

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 04.12.25 (17 Photos)

This Is Ending Only One Way...Tacos

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Sea lions can dance to a beat.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 03.22.25 (21 Photos)

Toned And Tossed

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🏵️

“Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.” ― Mark Forsyth

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 03.01.25 (15 Photos)

Flawless

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Koalas have fingerprints.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 02.01.25 (20 Photos)

Inside My Heart

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Less than 20% of laughter comes after jokes.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 01.11.25 (24 Photos)

Three Fingers Deep

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🏵️

“Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life's the other way round.” ― David Lodge

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 12.14.24 (18 Photos)

This Ain't No Pool Party

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Children's medicine once contained morphine.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 11.23.24 (17 Photos)

Oh My...She's Even Elegant In Sweats!

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

The healthiest place in the world is in Panama.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 11.02.24 (20 Photos)

Oh, She Knows Her Strong Points

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🏵️

“No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.” ― Richard Kelly

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 10.12.24 (21 Photos)

Score!

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Kids ask 300 questions a day.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 09.21.24 (24 Photos)

Sharp Features But With Round Curves

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🏵️

“Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.” ― Alexander the Great

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 08.31.24 (21 Photos)

It Works For Her

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Space smells like seared steak.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 08.10.24 (22 Photos)

Free And Easy

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

A chef's toque (or hat) contains 100 folds.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 07.20.24 (18 Photos)

Flowin'

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🏵️

“Women need to feel loved in order to want sex. And men need sex, in order to feel loved.” ― Jason Luke

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 06.29.24 (15 Photos)

She Is Just Heavenly

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Fourteen people with seven keys control one key aspect of the internet.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 06.08.24 (14 Photos)

Off To Get Some Mornin' Coffee

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

The word "MacGyvered" is in the Oxford English Dictionary.

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 05.18.24 (15 Photos)

Watch Out For Her Magical Lasso!

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🏵️

“And she did not have to ask if this was right, no one had to tell her, because this could not have been more right or perfect.” ― Patricia Highsmith

Weekly Blossom Beauty: 04.27.24 (15 Photos)

I Can See Why People Are Jealous Of Her!

🏵️ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🏵️

Tornados used to be called "twirlblasts" and "twirlwinds" in the 18th century.